Why are you such a perv today?
This is a lot to handle
Oh shh
I'm kidding you prude take a joke
I think my vagina is haunted
I dont ever wanna see you tell my little brother to "spread the seed" ever again
If im paying 4grand for laser eye surgery, it better help with beer goggles cuz last night was pretty rough.
Well, no one has ever described you as a perfectly balanced individual
Its like he woke the dragon, and the dragon is hungry for a good dick.
How was it playing wingman?
I feel like I was rockys coach watching him get the shit beaten out of him by Apollo creed
Not to mention I think lunch is a little inappropriate when our relationship is only based on Mario kart and alcohol so far...
My mouth feels like it's at the dentist but my body feels like it's at the strip club.
Yeah. I asked if there was a finger in my ass at some point or if I had a weird dream. So far he hasn't responded
somebody went from crying while watching Full House, to a full on emotional raging bull...I love this time of the month
Dude, you need better judgement.Trust me I know. I put my dick in the wrong mouths all the time
for the record im never blowing a guy on the toilet again, that was sad and degrading
I'm a grown ass woman, I need to get fucked
I know where his drugs are but not my pants
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