How do i ask the guy i made out with for 4 hours if he is gay? He keeps telling me i'm so adorable and that he had a ''blasty''
I've decided to film a documentary centered around how he manages to keep that beast caged in such tight pants
you were smoking 3 cigarettes at once saying 'cancer isn't real! Its all in your head!'
also, did you notice that when he quoted your email he used MLA format?
We told the pizza man that the door was most likely unlocked, he could leave the pizza on the counter and give himself 20%. He did it-I'm never moving out of Aspen.
Is it mean that I just sent him a pic of my tits with the header, "say bye bye?"
slow down on the beer.. we don't need another pentabong projectile hot dog incident
He corrected my use of grammar... I think we both know that means i have to sleep with him
So do you want to hear how I got the hickey first, or how I got the black eye?
A blind man just put his face in my cleavage. I'm also crying.
Thursday is not a good day to become a felon... It's bingo night
premonition: im going to wake up covered in mashed potatoes
Besides, I'm booked tomorrow. I'm planning on drinking heavily and crying in the bath.
I have peed in a lot of sinks
From now on I'd like to be known as Rampage.
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