Help. Asians are flirting in front of me(773): They speak asian
just saw a prosititute with a baby stroller...question is...if the baby wakes up is the blow job free?
and do you remember when you were dressing me if i had money in my bra?
I was just counting ceiling tiles when he ate me out, it was that bad.
I had to rush to my room and get my vibrator off my bed i didn't want him to know how long it's been since I had a decent fuck.
Most likely. calling 911 isnt usually something i do the first time i hang out w. someone, but hey. its a good story now.
when we went to bed he asked me to hold his penis so he knew i was there for him
I'm going to call you, don't answer. Need to practice moaning to your answering machine again
Dude, I just had the best sex of my life in a porta potty at the NCAA girls lax championships but didn't get her name or number. But I have her sunglasses. How is this possible, I'm sad.
I love your life.
I woke up to a quacking alarm clock and a rando in my bed. I told him I liked his cargo shorts. Fireball is not my soulmate anymore.
It's just unfortunate that I still have the image of him having sex with me fresh in my mind
I had sex with him for the first time drunk, dressed in a toddler overall tutu costume, at 2pm. Horrible start.
Valentine's Day is now to be known as Tacos and Orgasms Day.
I did it again.
I drunk texted John McCain.
Look, road flare archery was agreed on. We both accepted it was a shit idea sober, but did it drunk anyway.
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