No.. It's totally over.. He deleted the poke I sent him.. That makes it official.
So... i mean if they do have cameras in his apartment buildings pool room atleast we gave them a little show.
She threw all the patio furniture in the pool saying she was building a castle.
tell that swedish kid i didnt take his shotgun. he GAVE it to me.
maybe you should do the old hyperventilate, take a shot of vodka, sniff someone's hair trick
if i can get a chik with a dibaetes pump naked a sling certainly isnt going to get in my way
Please come and rip my uterus out before it does it itself
probably one of the worst weekends ever... i got peed on by his sleepwalking roommate.
you said "this ones for the homies" and proceeded to pour the shot into your other cup instead of the ground b/c "good liquor is not meant to wasted no matter the circumstances"
Can you bring home an IV stand and an empty bag so I can direct inject coffee for work tomorrow morning?
Today I found out that my boss keeps a breathalyzer on his desk for just these sort of shenanigans
Damn Instagram explore page. I am six months in to some girl I don't even know.
Hey every now and then can you tell me you want to fuck me to boost my confidence? Thanks.
I don't think you could pull off being mean.
How do you think I'm still single?
So he called his lawyer from the bar to confirm the cost of hitting the douchebag before flooring him. I respect his planning skills.
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