wow, farting in latex pants is really awkward.
we both passed out while playing beer pong, woke up in the morning and continued to play coffee pong to cure our hangovers
I love that we get drink and call each other crying. It's kind of our thing.
I think I am the only girl in the world who would be proud of these scars from rug burn.
if he wont fuck me on the stairamster then i dont think theres much XXX shit going down
The ratio of how much he pisses me off to how much sex i get just isnt working out for me
How do you say "get out of my apartment" in Spanish. No time to explain, just tell me.
Oh shit I just realized the ropes are still tied to the bedposts
Just paid off my possession ticket on 4/20. Helloooo awesome.
he said he was going grocery shopping but when he came back all he had was a jumbo bag of pancake mix and case of beer.
the essentials, lol
Can I just skip the lesson I have planned for tomorrow and just teach my students about Prohibition using my impending hangover?
This is why american education is failing
It's not even noon and I've had 3 people call me a savage, one of them said it in reference to the blow job I gave them. So I guess you could say it's going to be a good weekend
Theres just something about today that says lets get drunk, dont you think?
Ahhh, the bane of our relationship.... His mediocre penis
Is it just me or did we have a heart to heart talk while you were naked last night?
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