Steel Reserve is the RC Cola of alcohol. It's never ok.
yes, the chronicles of narnia is exactly what happens when you do crack inside of a wardrobe.
It's one of the reasons i'm here, along with emotional support, physical support if you need it, and power orgasms.
I think my penis ruined a perfectly good friendship.
I have my ice chest next to my bed. Instead of breakfast in bed, its beers in bed. 10x better
Parents weekend was a success.
Yeah, I guess so if you consider being arrested and having your parents bail you out a success...
Bail could have come out of your pocket so yes, I think we were financially responsible this weekend.
Is this like a "I'm taking you out to dinner and treating you with respect" kind of date, or is this a "I'm gonna fill you with alcohol and cheese and stuff my dick in your anus" kind of date?
Hate sex is good. Drunk sex is better. Combine those two however and you get the best experience of your LIFE.
You took my underwater blowjob virginity.
If you already knew specifically that I was smoking a bowl in my remodeled bathroom AND THEN still wanted to initiate sexting, please proceed to the altar and marry me this instant.
On the shuttle bus from the Casino the driver refused to take us to the strip club so you said "let me off this bus or ill puke on you".
Sooooooo, maybe just fucked on a motorcycle.
Has anyone heard from Jamie or has she actually just been having sex for 48 hours?
i woke up on someones kitchen floor, and i used the gps in my phone to find my way home. im really glad you forgot about me.
So I was dancing on a table with these three girls and my bro. Started to makeout with one and as the song ended I asked what her name was. She said, and I quote, "Nate we hooked up two weeks ago". To which my reply was to lift my beer to bro and proclaim, "RAGE".
Randomize