we dont do blackfin have a good night :)
I just gave my whole company pinkeye. How's that for a summer intern's lasting impression? BOOYAHH
The moment that kid turns 18, I will have his sperm for all three meals.
Oh God. You're going to jail
There is literally a guy in my class with a gallon of water and a trophy.
Did you know you could bring s cooler of beer to the nail salon?
Second day of summer classes and i already got this girl to send me nudes during class
that is WHY your in summer classes
worth it
I had to warn the neighbors
Warn them about what?! It's noon
"Pay no attention to me if at random points of the day I'm outside with kitty cat ears on" I'm a mess...
I'm currently eating a turkey dinner, listening to xplosive by dr. Dre, and drinking rum. Hispanic christmas dinners are the best.
YES. YOU ARE GOING TO HAVE SEX WITH ME WHILE I SING LES MIS.
I was just asked by a police officer to not come back to Lancaster...
Basically I will actually need a reindeer pulled sleigh to make it to all the penises in one night.
Guy in my class today said, "I'm pretty sure you think about beer 95% of the time."
For a guy who won't fuck me, your dick is out a lot when we talk.
I'm eating cold pizza from work and drinking beer from a wine glass trying to decide if I want to shower or just rub one out and go to sleep. How have I ever gotten laid?
Because you're really hot before taking the time to actually get to know you.
She should be a lawyer. She convinced her husband to give her a hall pass AFTER he walked in on her in bed with her ex-bf
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