he quoted Bring It On. It's over.
fyi, i just bought my first strap-on. the little mermaid theme song was playing in the background.
Her cum face looks like the large marge scene in pee-wees big adventure
Woke up to 'distilleries' on the history channel. Proceded to vomit all over the floor. Back on the wagon today.
They both told everyone they fell in a mud puddle
Oh they definetly fell in the mud, repeatedly, on top of each other
Kill yourself wednesday started off with a bang, and im pretty sure im still drunk from tequila tuesday.
I will never swim in a flooded basement again..
Oh btw, my mom called... you made the police blotter in the newspaper. Don't worry, she's mailng me a copy so I can put in on the fridge.
So I just saw Jonah Hill at LAX and decided my fat fetish is back
You should go to counseling for that
We need large glitter to throw at people to signify our mystic nature
Fuck their feelings and their drinks they will get hit with sparkly confetti
well if they don't get here soon...no fuck it, I'm going to the strip club.
This wouldn't be the first time my boss has seen me topless
Interesting, I was always told to run away from crazy, but you seem to think we should run towards them dick first.
If we were teenagers we would intentionally be trying to burn down this historic landmark
Had to claim I'd "gone lesbian" to get my cat back. Thank God I got away from that one.
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