What would a frattoo be? Maybe like the Chinese symbol for Keystone Light.
I'm going to use my one free fuck up card tonight.
What'd you do?
Its more like what im about to do.
I just saw a midget ride by on a scooter...wearing a bowtie and a helmet. My life is complete.
i almost got kicked out of the rave because i was trying to get in on some couple's makeout sessions
before tonight, i was terrified of what tequila would make me do. but all it did was make me hook up with a movie star. sooo basically tequila's my new fave
Too late, the blunt's already in my cleavage
the fact that you could barely do more than slur incoherent sentences didn't stop you from correcting her grammar
I just saw her shopping list. The only things on it are blackberries, hot fudge and condoms. I almost don't wanna know. Almost.
Oh my god. I just RAN OVER a child. Oh my god this isnt my day. That kid was cool as fuck though
I hope after we constantly bang for 2 days straight we can agree to be friends again
Dont care what i do tnt just as long as i get to chug a beer in somebodys face
Hey, what did you end up doing with those ski goggles?
Anything is possible. I didn't even know I was wearing the toilet cover as a hat
I never thought I could be this turned on by a man wearing racoon tails.
We could probably bang our way to enlightenment. However acid helps.
We didn't get home until 4 am. Her mom let us in, confessed that she had sex with someone she worked with and said he had a small penis. I love this family.
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