3 st and 6 ave. One dollar pitchers. Look out world.
4 maple syrup blunts. Decided to sit on my roof and count the snowflakes that landed on my tongue. 84.
hapi new year, hope this year brings u happiness and lots of sexi people ;)
stop writing like that.
Then she called me a home wrecking whore.
dont they live in a condo? that doesnt count.
If you stick your dick in my spaghetti, we're fighting.
just got passed by a van of kids watching the little mermaid. debating speeding so i can watch
Didn't u have court just yesterday for ur driving?
IT'S THE LITTLE MERMAID! totally worth another year of probation
How fortunate humanity is that it need not rely on the female orgasm for procreation
IDK but this explains my bloody dashboard.
Been in the ER for 3 hours now. This hospitals transition to paperless is not going well. But my doctor looks like Elton John and just gave me percocet
Just got done fucking the squirter chick. She came when we were in a 69. I now know what it's like to be water boarded.
she fascinated with the iron the back of the toilet seat. she made me sit in the bathroom with her for a solid 10 minutes while she just stared and laughed at it
Ur dad just showed me a tit pic he got omf
Two of us got arrested. Gonna be delayed a bit. Save me a burger.
Why don’t they have healthy alcohol yet?
Did u puke in a church parking lot? And go to the wrong funeral yesterday? Lol
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