how do flat chested girls get laid?
Outside the community dumpsters: beer bottles and a carton of orange juice. Looks like we were here.
So gin and wine won't be happening again
Hookers taste better with whip cream
Maybe we ought to get some pennicillin too
Fair enough
whispering "taste the rainbow" well having sex isn't my biggest turn on.
Should I give the penis ring toss game to good will or garbage
mom just made me 'sorry-you-have-hpv-pancakes'
She walked in on her brother jacking off and she hasn't been the same since. She's been crying and shaking non-stop. It's been two weeks.
NEW INFORMATION meech found me passed out on a bench outside.
we were both freshly single and using each other as rebounds. most intense sex I've ever had. i felt like a grizzly bear emerging from hibernation in a whirlwind of sexual fury
I just need some breakup sex yanno like filthy wish fulfilling breakup sex to make me forget what I never had
I have never lost more friends than while playing Uno drunk.
I'm sitting naked on my bathroom floor and it remind me of us.
That's my way of saying I miss you
I FLASHED A GUY AT MCDONALDS FOR A FREE BREAKFAST BURRITO. IT WORKED!
whenever dudes said you had nice tits you'd scream at them "This double push-up bra is full of deceit and lies!"
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