Don't be scared. It'll feel very good. And you'll be clean afterwards. I'm growling right now.
Hey i just realized that im masturbating in the exact same kind of chair that they are doing it on in this porno
They just sang me a song about how small my dick is in front of the whole bar
He freaked out when I started to orgasm. He said he never knew girls could orgasm too.
the black eye was caused by a 12 year old girl in a vampire costume who punched you in the face after you aggresively screamed "TEAM JACOB!" in her face & howled at the moon...
you were watching the nanny crying, saying I wish I was that thin eating twinkies. THAT DRUNK.
She gives pretty bad head, but when it's in her dad's Lexus SUV it's tough to complain.
when you tell me you got me a birthday present, I have to assume it will show up in a drug test.
At beerfest, hammered, going to try to not get naked in public but i cant make any promises
Yeah I remember I tried to close her head in the freezer last night
I posted my balls on ericas instagram. It got 17 likes.
How do we turn this unicorn pinata into a bong?
Can't. I'm doing shots with my mom.
MY MOM WALKED IN WHILE I WAS EATING THEM OUT AND STARTED ASKING US ABOUT THE PROJECT RUNWAY EPISODE WE WERE WATCHING EARLIER
Do you think Ashley had her twin sister tag in for our date? The sex was different and I think a mole was missing
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