STUCK IN CAPS. WANA GET AFTER IT TOMORROW?
so I have this game called 14 beers left. and we both have to drink 7 before we leave
Imagine if sharks could walk on land...scary.
He was legit dry humping me to the sportscenter theme song, awkward i think SO.
why is allison so mad at me??
me and her walked into dans and you yelled "hello my dear alli, you're looking mighty overweight today!".
crap..
last night i found out that my 11 year old cousin used me as an example of what not to do in her D.A.R.E. speech. awesome.
I am too drunk to make real decisions. I had pop rocks all over my ass earlier. This is not a joke.
You said that "grilled cheese was much to complex" and started to throw the buttered bread at the wall while eating all the cheese.
My dream had 1 penis and 2 pizzas in it. Priorities?
Cops just came and got two guys out of my class. I can't do college. Seriously cannot rage at this school anymore.
The sense of comroderie I've built with my liver over the course of this semester is beautiful
I'm seriously considering refraining from drinking on school nights.
I like how you say that with 4 school days left of the school year..
Sorry brah. Drastic times called for drastic measures and I had to go home and bang a cougar.
Met this british guy. Played pool. Broke into an apartment and had sex
I woke up with a jacket; in it passport, hockey tickets, sunglasses, credit card, bank transactions
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