I just got back to Nicks and I shoul dnot have drank this much when I have to work at 7AM!!!!!
I showed him my bush... on skype.
Dude, I think my check liver light just came on
The foreigner finally woke up and the first thing he did was look up a map of the u.s. His destination is to pennsylvania.
So my birthday was awesome. Only remember 45 min of it but I woke up with a girl on the couch and a half bowl of ground beef
a 6'8" white kid in a Lin jersey just wandered out of my gay kid brother's room. when does spring break end, again?
Dave when you find that upper decker at your house its from me but its for Jill not you
We are trying to penis chicken awkward them out. But I think it's a gay wedding. Backfiring. Heavily.
new district manager is here. you need to come in early
5th mimosa says otherwise
Charles Manson is Getting Married and I stare down at my tits and wonder how I am possibly single.
Did you really just reference your penis in a pep talk? I think I may love you more now.
Help I accidentally unlocked this guy's tragic backstory and I need a rewind button!
PANTIES FOUND
did i tell you guys i finally 69’d for the first time last night? just thought the group chat should know.
I know she’s pissed I fucked her husband, but I didn’t know he was married until after I blew him at Legoland
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