The dr is doing well, he randomly asked if I was bi
Jennifer and I just ate like 4 jello shots w/ a guy dressed as inspector gadget. We are still in the capital building btw
I love Texas.
next time dont tell jokes :) miss bonerkill
just hooked up with an air force officer in a hotel room paid for by the military. i feel like i should go around thanking taxpayers for the assist.
the choice between paying your electricity bill and getting herpes medicine is a tough one.
I don't remember. I think I elluded to the fact that I would buy him a dildo for his birthday.
He managed to get his pants on, so the cop just sat there facing us with his lights shining in the car. I made shadow puppets.
Do you think it'd be inappropriate to have an I'm Not Keeping My Baby Party the day after her baby shower?
I can't decide who is the bigger alcoholic: you for opening that bottle of wine just now or me for hearing it in the other room over the air conditioner
HOW LONG TILL THESE DRUGS WEAR OFF. I WORK IN ONE HOUR, I REPEAT, I WORK IN ONE HOUR.
I JUST WANT TO HAVE MILDLY SOCIALLY ACCEPTABLE SEX WITH HIM AND CALL HIM CUPCAKE.
I get a nose bleed and my uncle is automatically giving me the "your doing lines off dashboards again aren't you" look
Just almost drowned myself in the shower again. I need an adult.
tell me about the fingering
I almost suffocated in that mask but she kept calling me Jeremy so I kept it on.
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