Man, i was looking at the pictures i took last night in one i was on the Kentucky line fist pumping with a hobo..wth happened?
You drank everything last night. It was like this huge deconstructed long island that went on for 5 hours
First off, get on bc solely in preperation for this event. Second, as my little sister you have a lot of whore to live up to.
No, he's ok. He just broke his teeth on the stripper pole. No biggie.
Passing out is just my bodies way of protecting my liver.
Status Uddate: I lost half a tooth and Alison is taking Amy Grant requests via bullhorn
There's a bachlorette party going on at the bowling alley, so we'll see who wins greatest shitshow tonight.
Breakfast of champions
Is that a dick crepe?
It is indeed
I'm sorry if you weren't drunk enough to be peer pressured into the naked dancing/group make out that transpired last night
I'm so proud of us for not dying.
It's like everybody loves Raymond but the total opposite and everyone wants him to die
I don't just want drugs. I deserve drugs.
Got her pregnant in a minivan. Circle of life.
Just checked out of walmart with a 30 pack of Budlight and a wiffle bat. Hello, Monday night.
GOD I WOULD STAB DANNY IN THE EYE WITH HIS OWN PENIS
.........That big, huh?
No. I would cut it off
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