Everytime we come here you have an ex here.
Just saw an ad for "Liver-aid" how has this not become a life changing drug for millions?
Between the two of us weve fucked every guy at this table
me and my mom are sitting in the bank parking lot drying my beer soaked check with the heat... the whole car smells like heinekin and I'm trying to convince her I don't need a.a.
That's okay, during storytime I would have to sit on my hands so I wouldn't touch everyone. Explains a lot...
....I found a picture of what appears to be the underneath side of the barstool (taken from the floor) and to top that, 9 pictures of the ceiling. Also, did I mention there's a picture with us posing with a pregnant lady at the bar?! WELP
Currently bleeding through my leggings. Not good. Not good at all.
Hospital.
I am invincible.
I just beer bonged. Soco and spite please get on my levvl my hair is in buns
I miss eating meals at a table and having unprotected sex..
Apparently I blamed my BAC on the Saint Louis Cardinals...how is that not a valid excuse?!
i have nothing going on in my life. unless a toxic love triangle with netflix and jack daniels counts.
I need to immerse myself in a tub of peroxide to kill whatever traces of him are on me.
We were in a bathroom while 4 dudes compared dick piercings.
Buffalowww
All I can taste is Pickle Juice and Cocaine.
Well the cops were called after the kid fell, but we saw 4 cute guys from our window while it was going down, so it wasn't all that bad.
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