OMg patrick swayze is the sexuest man he is killing me I'm gonna get dehydrated if I don't stop looking at him
i'm so bored i'm watching porn for fun. not even jacking off or anything. just watching.
If I die and they 'assume' it's natural causes, just go with it.
so i walk in and shes blowing her vag with a hair dryer. so i asked what she was doing, she said heating up supper.. come eat ;)
i'm so jealous of you right now.
still wasted. at home depot . just threw up in one of the demo showers. not okay.
We got jeff a deep fryer for his bday. So far the count is two potatoes and your iPod.
i turned my shower on this morning and passionfruit pulp came out. how did you even do that?
he ate me out like he was chugging a beer.
If a vagina could give out awards, you should be preparing an acceptance speech.
The sense of comroderie I've built with my liver over the course of this semester is beautiful
I just think that if you're going to run around naked outside, a feather boa should be involved. Half for the flair and half for an emergency cover.
Stay away a while longer.
Still not sure if they're cops or strippers.
Do you want to talk about dinosaurs?
Your english degree would kill itself if it could read that text.
maybe a couloe typos.. noooooooooo big deal
i'm growling thTa how much i wNn slwwwp.
save me some of whatever you're doing i'll be there in five.
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