Me. At least after what I've been through.
He can hate all he wants but were fucking with these crocs on
So Ive decided I have serious issues. Im walking around the school with a bag labeled booze money collecting from people while slightly hungover at 8:20 in the morning, and nobody is questioning me.
Buying $100 worth of beef jerkey sounded like a terrific idea last night.
Sorry really high. We have no lighter so we're lighting the bowl with rolled up paper towels lit by candle which also lit with a rolled up paper towel that we lit with the stove eye
He hit on a bridal shower w/ his hand on my tit the entire time. Gave his number to the mom.
So should I finish watching Space Jam and then get head? Or get head while secretly watching Space Jam?
I just wanna lay in my bed all bundled up as have someone feed me lettuce
I apparently made a "health and fitness" subcatagory called "drugs" on mint at some point. I used it to catagorize all of my nyc atm withdrawls for $60 haha
Just rolled up a joint with a cop standing right beside me. He just told us to not leave behind any garbage or empties. God I love canadian camping
SORRY FOR THE CAPS. I DIDNT CHANGE IT IN TIME AND ITS TOO FAR TO GO BACK NOW. PS IM SUPER BAKED
I can't believe you're forcing me to handle this hangover sober
Pornhub is actually a very wholesome website
I woke up this morning to find my closet lacking 98% of my clothes and a text from my male roommate saying your dresses squeeze my genitals
When campus security rolled up he stole their car and drove it like 100 feet. Then he walked up and gave back the keys because it was a hyundai.
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