He's a fan of Alicia Keys on Facebook. It doesn't NEED to say 'interested in men'.
the boy next to me on the plane handed me a shot glass, then a perkaset, and told me to have a good week off..hellllo spring break.
Escorted a stripper to her car last night,and all I got was a "Thanks" and "Go Steelers."
Idk we were snorting lines and making out in the stall while these people were cheering us on, on the other side. And that's when I realized he wasn't the only guy in the girls bathroom.
Um...any recollection of peeing in the pantry
Just saw pictures of a pregnant teen from my hometown with an American flag wrapped around her naked body posted on FB without irony. These are my roots.
i mean let's face it...the pregnant girl was really slowing us down.
You didn't hold all these dicks to become a party planner!
This is how baked we were last night. Our drinking game: We stare at each other; first one to laugh drinks.
There's a guy in a life size dick costume, and two guys with white shirts that are each half if a pair of breasts in a red bra lol. They came separate but when they saw each other there was some titty fucking in the street, it's only 11
I got unbelievably drunk yesterday, need some time off. Apparently pulling your balls out to make your buddy's girlfriend miss beerpong shots is frowned upon.
I'm not sure. But he has a pet sugar glider. So, points either way
As long as that's not his name for his dick.
This is even better than the wine from my laundry basket
Sorry I steam cleaned at 1:30 in the morning and that i'm such a drunk dumb child. On the bright side, my carpet has ever looked better.
He asked me to describe my life outside work. I responded with "Home-wrecker.
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