Could you please tell me why If you were a 21 year old man why you would want to sleep with a girl who has tinkerbell bedding?
Uhh me and Jacque peed on the street outside the bar last night and wiped with flowers. I vaguely remember her repeating the word "fresh" over and over.
Haha dude youd die if you were here. Girl presenting is defending the new testament and did her report on JESUS. best believe i'm gonna ask some hungover, atheist ass questions
First rule of pills: If you can't remember what it is, take half.
.....so he has a son. Josh. That is not his roommate
Ironically her ferret's toys look like her sex toys.....this is a whole new level of kinky for me
went thru the pain of a Brazilian and he's passed the fuck out while i eat Doritos and watch tbs. fuck married life i want out
Does it count if I'm only ambidextrous while masturbating?
At one point, the guy you were fucking high-fived with the guy I was fucking. We should hang out with them again?
can anyone on this campus do anything sober?
Do you remember lying across two tables saying 'go away I'm trying to pull' to me, Sollie and Sean?
You ask too many questions when I'm blowing you. You're like a dentist asking how my day has been during a cleaning.
Hey also tomorrow casually bring up wearing crocs to your sister's wedding
You know you hit Mardi Grad bottom when you come to in someone's kitchen on the floor and you are eating gumbo out of a Mixing bowl with a ladle......yeah rock fucking bottom
I was really excited when I saw a billboard for neverbethirsty.org this morning. Then I realized it was for a church.
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