Just tried calling my phone on my phone because i thought i lost my phone.
i've come to the conclusion that there is no classy way to apply chloroseptic spray to your butthole.
just customized my debit card w a pic of me ralphing over the toilet. figure it'll give the bar keep a good cut off est and for shits n giggles when buying my handles at the liqour store
are you excited because you wanna see me or because you wanna get laid?
bc i get to see you. naked.
my step dad just called me a drunken slut..someone in my family finally understands me
I swear that when we jog in the morning I can hear it slap between his thighs
No it was good. I serenaded the holding cell occupants with a fabulous rendition of Making Love out of Nothing at all. It was fucking amazing!
Because she seems like the type to give it up for a box of fruit rollups.
Too much dab too little lung dying šµšµšµ
She bruised my penis again. But, trooper I am we kept on going.
Remind me to tell you about this weekend with them. It was the least fun I have ever had drinking. And I have thrown up pork and beer through my nose on the side of the freeway.
You said the best orgasm you ever had, you gave to yourself. your boyfriend looked really disappointed. so did half the room.
I have a mild substance abuse problem, but I'm still a functioning member of society. America.
Sorry. Im too sleepy to penis.
Well, we went shopping. He bought me starbucks and ate me out in the change room at target. If that isnt the best post covid first date, I don't know what is
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