On the way home from Florida I threw up at the beginning border and ending border of 6 states. You win this year Spring Break.
Just learned the hard way that dicks can bruise the back of your throat to the extent that you cant eat. You're dead to me.
the world took limewire and four lokos away from me in one week....hello depression
I wonder if you can snort coke upside down
You're not required to sleep with every guy that spends $10 on you.
I opened my package from my mom today. She put four bottles of tequila in the bottom under my ducky slippers. She knows me way to well.
Like, I just want to be naked rolling around in soft things.
begin the sex magic rocket ship countdown
Did you just reference Ludacris during my possible pregnancy scare of 2012?!
I have the perfect view of a sexy blonde in yoga pants stretching from the shoulder press machine. I'll be here all night. So glad I came high.
Ur here with me in spirit. Now run free. Run free
this one kid was speed-mumbling about putting broccoli in the printer
They were assless. I wore assless football pants.
He just said "I can't wait to penetrate you tomorrow" I sat in silence for a second...he attempted to save it by saying "I can't wait to enter you".
Bud light made chelada as a breakfast for those of us with class at 8 am
100000% expect a picture of my ass in them
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