thanks for being my friend even though im irresponsible with my vagina
Do they fuck in the end of "Lady and the Tramp" or am i just wasting my time
I'm sorry i'm just too high to handle anything besides pirates of the caribbean right now.
Someone just proposed in Subway. Trying not to laugh.
hes so high that he's convinced hes a duck. hes squating in the bathtub quacking. that was NOT JUST pot.
Just assessed the damage in the bath. Two love bites. One bruise on the inner thigh. Strange awareness of what i'm assuming is my cervix. I've definitely missed you. x
Be still, my beating vagina.
Russian roulette. Between salvia and weed. You in?
FUCK YOU MAN
That would warm my breasts.
In this context breast is a metaphor for soul.
Do you remember me making bird noises at the bartender with some guy at the bar last night?
I wish i could just live off of margaritas and good sex.
Whenever you get off. By "pick me up from work" I mean, "pick me up from a bar by work at your earliest convenience" :)
my friend was passed out in the bathroom so I threw up in the coffee maker, not the pot the water reservoir that kind of drunk.
I am stoned, not wearing a bra, and a woman. There is no way in fuck I am getting on a fucking bus.
Too much dab too little lung dying šµšµšµ
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