that place is a roofie-colada waiting to happen
i'm ok with that.. with the right DD it's just a cheaper drunk.. it's the economy, stupid
If you're going to watch porn, can you atleast be considerate and watch it on my old laptop and not the new one?
Dude, didn't you know? Its balls out wednesday.
Did the game of beer pong go wrong before or after the cops and fire department showed up?
I went to the haunted house just to see her - Hello new fetish!
Why is there a chicken nugget nailed to my front door?
I just watched some guy take a shot of jack Daniels, chase it with a shot of ciroc & then violently rip his pants off. You have to come here.
I'm actually kinda upset that we didn't consider velcro-ing detachable capes to our clothes before this moment.
He slapped my ass... He best ask me out. Or figure out how to unslap my ass.
You can't do wine Netflix and blow jobs in the bed you've had since 5th grade with your parents downstairs
like, you weren't just lying there, you were wrapped in what appeared to be the skin of a wolf, chanting doomsday prophecies
THE END IS NEIGH
I know he works a lot but c'mon man. I 69'd you the first week we boned. Put a little effort in. Fuck.
I'm not gonna ask the guy I've fucked like 3 times if he is insecure about his eyebrows.
He said we were going to get fucked up in the woods so here we are
Having sex with him is like yoga. I do it in the morning and then can't walk for three days afterwards.
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