Porn is love you can see.
Jon and Kate are totally playing with my emotions.
i mean i care more about their marriage then my own parents
the level of his annoyance + every insult he makes = the closer I am to telling him im fucking his ex
do you think women who transgender themselves have the option of getting a circumcised or an uncircumcised dick?
Just don't lie down.. Throwing up upwards is NOT cute the second time.
He looks like the kind of guy that would jack off to weird things.
Woke up in a pile of people on the floor. His dad was already up and ask me to help him cook bacon because "7 lbs can be a mother fucker"
I either need to get adopted or have someone's baby, but I'm joining that family
I was at a bus stop, eating a load of bread. Fairly sure I'm the poster child for poor students.
I just had a horrible epiphany. I have fucked girls younger than Star Tours
This text was so worth waking up to
I've been back for one day and I've already given two bjs. Improvement from last year.
I'm sorry I was just sleeping on the kitchen floor I'm too dead to think
I emptied a Vyvance capsule into my coffee pot last night and set the auto start. Pretty sure I've been drinking meth all morning
He’s over 6 feet has amazing posture and went to Harvard and has an awesome job and a great dick and loves Jesus and is an organ donor
Is this the guy you have listed as free food in your phone
Noooo he’s listed as free food #5
How was your night?
Good. I made people cry and run home
When you puked on me I said to you "we will just say that you threw some mostacholi at me"
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