I'd do that. But we would need storm trooper helmets.
For some reason, Oliver from Hannah Montana reminds me of pudding.
That's cute.
I would like to meet someone who actually lost their virginity in a candle filled room
I'm bringing in a picture of a stranger on facebook to get my haircut. I have reached a new level of creepy.
I'll go out only because I know the starving children in third-world countries would frown upon us if we let an hour of free sangria go to waste...
I mean its not the first time I passed out drunk at barnes and noble.
there is laundry and salad ALL OVER my car, i need context
Just had to throw up on the floor of my car during traffic on the way to work. Car next to me saw both times. Found the downside to having a job right after graduation.
I can't believe I cried over a sausage mcmuffin.
In between when I last wrote and now have screwed a Swiss guy on a hostel bathroom floor. Okay, real life?
I don't think I even want to know why you are sending my husband pictures of your nutsack.
If you've ever wanted to get filthy in a Catholic church before 2 on a Wednesday, I might be your guy.
went to their party, left halfway through to fuck a pledge, came back to keep drinking. I think everyone won.
In other news my pubic hair is covered in glitter.
He wants to play improv games now whenever he gets drunk. Sometimes I just do not have the energy for that kind of a thing
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