Question: terrible or awesome when a girl give you head so vigorously that you get a hickey of sorts
No. You are not the Kate in this relationship. I will do what I want.
I had a dream once that juice was flowing out of my kitchen faucet
I mean, it really isn't YOUR car until you have sex in it.
just turned my empty handle of passion fruit smirnoff into a fish bowl. I love college.
take it from a girl who woke up with a girl in her bed... you were not that drunk.
trying to figure out who visited the hillshire farms website enough for it to be in my top sites.
I went from a chick that didn't like to have sex to one that can't get enough of it. I can't believe I'm going to say this but at 27 I think I need a happy medium
He was completely serious when he said my boobs were like "majestic white clouds."
When you gave the girl your number the fat girl was like "take mine....here please take mine"
I walked from the hotel to the club with a pint of tequila in my boot. Poured some in a homeless woman's mouth when she asked for change. I've hit rock bottom.
He's bought his dick a cell phone. A cell phone. For his dick...
He gave me the number and told me that I if I want to hook up again, I have to call his penis.
I'm sending you the three minute video I jus took,....it's of me eating a pear up close
It's a strange mix of shame and pride every time I pee at the bar and still see my lipstick on the bathroom wall...
He balanced a treat on his nose, and then he rolled me a joint. My bf is the best pet ever.
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