a strip club that doesn't allow touching or asking for sex... whats the point?
unless her vagina can tell me my horoscope in sign language, I'm not going.
It saddens me that girls will never know the wonder feeling of pulling your sweaty nutsack off of your leg.
you had a panic attack, pissed yourself, and started crying. you never go above the kiddie level of my lil bros schools haunted house ever again.
round 2?
EVER.
if she mentions anything about chili and my phone, just go with it
Romer got arrested for getting in a bar fight with a bus boy because he was trying to steal a keg, had it all the way to the car
Just so you know, you're MY booty call. Feel degraded.
She sent me a map and directions for a booty call. In a park. Give me reason not to marry her.
I love you so must. You as do fraty. You are truly my veste breakable (ties I wtf racket Andover). Luce you. Have a safe drive bio dough failover.
The friend zone. He put me in the friend zone. But said he still wants me to suck his dick. I'm in the dick sucking friend zone and I want to die.
I just sneeze out a chunk of leftover pickle I threw up last night. dont you try and tell me your day is going worse
Never has jello made me angry to the point of drinking. But here I am.
...Just hit my fuck buddy with my car.
because he's a firefighter, wouldn't sleeping with him be like saying thank you to the community?
I visited the library for the first time in my college career tonight and I got laid. I think I'm gonna come back...
Is it still sex if there's no nudity, no orgasms, but the neighbors bang on the wall and ask you to stop? I've honestly forgotten.
Randomize