i knew she was desperate at the point in which she started showing me her naked pics on her phone
apparently, i ordered a pogo stick last night. i can't even be mad about that.
Yes..we had amazing sex that I have a 50 percent chance of remembering.
Didn't get to fuck her. Had to leave abruptly through window. Explain later.
He just referred to himself as a sharp shooter. I had sex with that.
Btw after this weekend the chipndales costume has a 125% success rate.
that's like... drinking popov and saying its the worlds best vodka. you gotta try some others first. THERE SHOULD BE A MISS AMERICA PAGEANT. but like, mr penis. and they can do tricks and make unintelligent remarks and wear sparkly condoms.
Shame?!? Shame only comes from getting naked in front of strangers and it not being awesome
Based on my body hair location, my ancestors had very cold hamstrings and very warm chests
I have his gate key so know he has to see me again.
I don't care. She's the only girl to make me feel like my face is melting when she blows me.
Have you ever hotboxed under your comforter? Best. Decision. Ever.
WHY HAVE SO MANY THING GONE IN MY BUTT ON THIS TRIP
His mom let me come to his house for a Booty call at 4am. She even cooked us breakfast in the morning and told me im a better moaner than his girlfriend of 4yrs.
my goal is to never have a bac of 0.0 the whole time while in the state of florida, which means i have to chug a beer before i cross the state line
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