we have officially lost it.
my dad just referred to me and my boobs as 'the three of you'
I don't think so, think I've only met him once, the night I lost my teeth
The guy in front of me got in the club with his green card, that's awesome
im pretty sure your bra is in my room hanging on my shark pinata
You were riding my three year old's train yelling, 'I think I can, I think I can!!'
I thought I could.
I don't see how I managed to fuck up so much shit in an hour and a half..
there is a hole burned clean through my text book on forestry law and I saw you walking around with a blowtorch last night. Hope you have $160 on ya...
I will give you the couch, a small portion of the fridge, and plenty of beer.
Got my future figured out. I'm oddly comforted. Thanks, bro.
I feel like I would find myself in so much trouble if I hadn't married my DD.
My sister texted me to say she just found a corn on the cob in her purse from last night. You need to party with us more.
I definitely think you should enjoy one last spring break being a sorostitute before you get serious and settle down with price charming. I mean hes not going to be there any way. he can wait a week.
She is dumping me if she doesn't get a ring by Valentines. So one more month of free sex and it will be back to the right hand.
Just hooked up my fuck buddy with a job working for my dad...this can only end bad.
i love you and all, but can that be the last orgy with your wife?
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