omg, I know. It's so embarrassing that we've both had his penis in parts of our bodies
Hey a mouth doesn't really count. A vagina counts more.
Still at the library. i hate tax accounting so much that i've started calling it potions...
did that guy on the oscars really just tell me to text a dolphin?
We ran out of things to say while we were playing Never Have I Ever so we started playing I Have Done This... Have You?
Girl in my class with fire painted on her face. I. need. that. weed.
at least he left the skimmer on the side of the pool so i could fish out my thong in the morning
Oh my god, I hid a wine bottle in my boot.
When did it become appropriate to call your mother the morning after? While still naked in bed? WHEN?!
I was about to attempt a citizen's arrest on my RA
Come to office depot with me I need help picking out a daily planner that will help me keep all of my casual sex dates organized.
My mom just offered to be my designated driver tonight. I love being an adult.
This guy is selling weed on the train. Like... Straight up. No fucks given.
Update: that felon in Georgia I slept with is now a police officer. What a wonderful world
We had sex six times. In a span of 8 hours. Confirmation I don't need to go to the gym.
THERE IS A MAN IN THE BATHROOM IN COLONIAL GARB GET HERE
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