Blackout barefoot maybe pregnant
Good decisions....
Just got blue box Mac and cheese things are looking up
You're perfectly engineered for doggy style
Walk of Shame today included voting.
Hypothetical question: If a guy wanted to watch you fuck me, would you be willing to take a long lunch break on Wednesday?
I'm sitting at my desk looking through our payroll system photos to find my next boyfriend. Abuse of power or awesome?
all i wanna do is drink skittled vodka, fuck my gf, and pass out in my neighbors hot tub naked
What is a foreign vacation of stupidity without some fake names?
Then he texted me that I was the "good kind" of fat.
It's six am and her daughter just walked in on her mom and roomful of naked people playing strip spoons. glad Im apart of that childhood memory....
We got high and watched Winnie the Pooh. Isn't that what every normal person does on their break?
I miss the days where our biggest worries were who was gonna win battle shits.
I found Erin. She's getting a back massage from the coat check boy and drinking all his whiskey.
You know that thing where you wouldn't typically eat ass but you're in love with him so you want to eat his ass, because it's HIS ass
you would not believe who i just fucked on my lunch break
Just come here quick. I'm home in 3min. It will take you literally less than 5 to walk. Then 2 to undress, 16 to fuck, 2 to dress again and 5 to walk back..!!
exactly 16 eh??
Randomize
