"The real world" DC house is on the corner of 20th and S. Wanna come with to check it out? It's my goal to be a blurred out face in their hot tub.
I got so high last night I started crying because i couldn't stop thinking about how scary space is
My birthing hips are way to big to be around all these juveniles.
When she sits down, she uses her fat rolls like an arm rest.
just bought a $25 eighth from a chick who has a kid. i'm helping my community out right?
I just licked the seasoning off all the doritoes in the bag. Tell me when I should stop drinking or I'll just move on to the sunchips
I just ate a can of beans for dinner so I can afford to go get a 5$ bottle of wine. I really did not think these choices would still be necessary at age 25.
I'm drunk at a gay bar with my riding crop. God save the queens
Oh, AND I met a ukulele teacher that I'd date. So there's that.
So much for doing Irish car bombs in my grandpa's memory.... Asshole.
I found them in the bathroom trying to wrap an American flag around Steve's dick. I didn't bother to ask questions.
Apparently 'ewww' is not the correct response to him saying he has to go to a funeral while I'm there.
It's has to do with my genitals. Don't ask.
I woke up under the stretchy sheet like the corners were still stuck under the bed. I had to wiggle the corners off in order to get up. I was trapped. how did that happen
It's not even noon yet and I just fucked my professor's son in the psych lab..it's gonna be a great day.
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