did you wind up at some random place? and do you remember face planting into the fireplace?
I'm drunk in f*****g wisconsin and want to kill myself.
If it's any consolation, be grateful that you're not in New Jersey.
playing new game: drink everytime u see someone at the beach with a tramp stamp, double if u guess it before u see it, triple for male tramp stamps
warning: blackouts possible when playing in ocean city or anywhere in new jersey
is it wrong that I want a "Where The Wild Things Are" tshirt that points to my junk?
If you're going to watch porn, can you atleast be considerate and watch it on my old laptop and not the new one?
I am wasted and people are fist pumping. This should not happen on the west coast.
repeat this after me. period at the beach is better than baby at the beach. breathe. and: period at the beach is better than baby at the beach.
Come on. It's already happy hour in Europe...Man up. "I'm at work" and "it's a tuesday" are not valid excuses.
Get over here. It's an emergency. Just realized I haven't hd my mouth on a penis in two weeks. Get over here.
Dorm room. In. Elevator. Fell in. Boom. Puke
I poured everyones drinks into the ice bucket and then stuck my face in it. Apparently I'm a greedy drunk.
she gave me her number and i just said "no. cant."
Going back to the ever classy sneak out to the fridge and swig liquor from the bottle method. That it is legal for me to drink here makes the fact that I have to do this all the more depressing.
I feel like your personal Bdsm barbie...
That's not the problem. The problem is I thought I was over him but he smells nice today.
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