So I just passed a billboard for "Risque Cafe: Good food and topless women". Fuck. I love SC.
We had to be out of the dorms at 730. Meeting started at 8. I woke up at 948. Drunk and covered in glitter.
Why would he get rid of a girl with no gag reflex? I don't get it.
it tasted disgusting. but i pretty much drank it in the name of science, and free alcohol
Im otw to class. I was at the Library. Just past three girls with a bottle of tequila playing dizzy bat.
just run out there and shit all over the driveway when he comes.. and then point at him
whenever he tweets that he wants to get blackout it's like a neon sign for "i want to bang you tonight"
That chick who made out with a door is here. Want her number??
Also, I'm going to TRY and be casual this weekend, but really, we need to be serious about equally dividing our time between party and bullshit.
You're the only person not starstruck by him
Yes. That tends to happen after you regularly lick someone's balls.
I made out with a girl because I wanted to get in the VIP section of the bar because they have these big comfy couches. It worked.
Stop talking and go back to bed. You're in the kitchen in your underwear and slept in your car.
Decided to stay in tonight. Completely sober. Just got two drunken booty calls within 5 minutes of each other. This is my life.
None of what you just said was coherent
I just bought wine at a gas station what the hell do you expect
Let's just face it you're going to have an arrangement with your future wife your fuck me on Thursdays
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