I just realized that when I walk away people probably say "wow she really has a drinking problem" and sadly it doesn't bother me.
I told him I'd give him a BJ if he admited Hanson was good.
tell me how a rose bowl party involves waking up to find a raccoon in my kitchen cabinet eating my oreos the next morning?
how do i tell him I'm always in the mood without sounding like a slut?
Pre-game strategy: play thunder by yourself in the shower. Surprisingly, success.
We are NOT roofying him just to get him to pass out so we can build a masive snow cock in his yard.
I have to be home in time to watch my friend on that Lifetime show about having babies. And by friend, I mean the girl I had a lesbian experience with at a party 3 years ago.
I apparantly wanted to name her baby garbage
In case you wake up wondering why your eyes hurt... You were claiming to be Zeus and that mortal weapons couldn't harm you. Some chick took it as a challenge and pepper sprayed you. Sorry dude.
I ate shrooms on a frozen river in an ice fishing shack after a day of vics and beer and walked around on the river in a stupor. They made me bite the head off of a fish.
Those nachos came to me in a dream
He sent me a dick pic. I am fighting the urge to send him a "sorry for your loss" card.
I know that you sometimes make decisions based on comedic effect, but losing your virginity shouldn't be one of them.
Can't find my wig, my underwear, or my dignity. Halloween 2016
Oh yeah I meant to tell you the Tomb Raider looking girl so crop dusted me on the stairway
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