idk, it's all black and i hear low talking...
dude, i think you're in initiation!
shit. that's not good.
i have nine cents in my fucking bank account... not even a dime
Is it bad to go up to the security desk and ask them for the name of the guy I signed in last night? I have absolutley no clue
Im drinking a large pickle jar full of Emergency, water and left over pickle juice and I dont care.
Just look for the house with the beer knights.
the amount of times i have wished for a boxed wine emoticon is almost alarming. almosttt
she's sitting alone using her breathalyzer as a kazoo. help.
Semen is not good for contacts.
Imma do me. And by that, I mean I'm going to walk across campus still drunk at 9am on a Tuesday.
there's a photo set of like seven dicks covered in glitter....i don't know what to do
I tried to suck your dick underwater and almost drowned
im questioning your sanity while also accepting your reality
I'm not dealing with this wiskey dick shit, 2016 is the year of hard dicks
I have jury duty tomorrow
I almost deep fried my finger today and yet I think you are worse off than I am.
I have no reason to put on pants anymore. This is my new reality.
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