I wanna get FUCKED up and fail the piss test at my eval so they send me to detox and give me suboxone... Is that bad?
Yah, I definitely wouldn't wanna be fingered with a fake arm...
Got home. Hugged Mom. The look on her face indicated she noticed nipple rings.
I think he's on the stoner protein diet. I just saw him, at 3 am, spreading mayo on a slice of deli ham and sprinkling salt on top.
planned ethnic drinking holidays while bored at work thru next may. I don't suppose you have any scots or russian in you?
We have to have sex while I'm dressed as a tiger. It's one of my life goals
Best part of having a window in your office is that you can leave through it when you shit your pants at work.
I will suppress my appetite by doing shots then passing out
He unbuckled his belt, tipped his hat at me, then told me to "saddle up"
this is like your 5th cowboy right? where do you keep finding these guys?!!
Well his arms broken so they only cuffed his good wrist to his belt. That's how he cast smacked me in custody.
we're the same shoe size and he owns more pairs of heels than i do. this could be the beginning of a beautiful friendship
Was the picture of her twerking on a fake plant sufficient?
I'm officially removing you from my nudes recipient list on snapchat.
I associate the Game of Thrones theme song with his dick now.
Is it wrong for me to wish my cat had arms to get me a beer?
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