why didn't you poke me back
Mmmm, vodka for breakfast
they got in a fight during sex...she came out yelling and covered in chocolate
His room was full of guns. It was like having sex with Clint Eastwood.
Dammit. I drunkenly drank all my milk at 6 AM in a misguided stupor to prevent my roommates from stealing my milk.
To say the least, now you know you're a proper lady, passing a field sobriety test in heels...
It was perfect I came I passed out in his comfortable bed then a glass of jack Daniels fell from the bed post and spilled all over my face
I think he pocket dials me so much because I'm in his phone as 'Air Mattress'
hung over. covered in somebodies makeup. and ready to drink.
This guy just asked me to stab his arm with my keys to make sure he wasn't dying.
I've never had goosebumps on my dick before. It was definitely not a bad feeling.
I'm not judging you. Just know that you could be Queen of The World. Instead you're 5:28 p.m ponging. I hope you're at least winning
You partied and then got cock slapped, Don't tell me you didn't have fun
I want to see a guy holding a pizza and a bottle of scotch and a box of magnums. I'm a simple woman.
Ya it was crazy the power went just as she was about orgasm and the vibrator got fried with the power surge
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