How do i ask the guy i made out with for 4 hours if he is gay? He keeps telling me i'm so adorable and that he had a ''blasty''
I just remembered Dan asking me all polite in the middle of sex "do you mind if I get behind you?" that was the most polite way I've been asked to do it doggy style
New plan: we get a little bit drunk and go to 24 hour fitness and be eachothers wing people so we can hit on in shape hot people at a gym instead of drunk idiots at a bar.
the doctor brought back painful memories by lecturing me about your teeth marks that are still on my dick.
She said my main job as maid of honor is to ensure the groom doesn't find out that each of his seven groomsmen has had his penis inside her.
every time i recognize a doctor or patient at the hospital on this rotation, i just pray it's not from my blackout saturday makeout slut moments...professionalism shouldn't count on weekends
I just found out my mom named me after her fake ID from college...
I've got to stop making out with the guys and sharing drinks with you. I'm the reason we all get sick at the same time. Sorry.
Woke up and there was a kayak in the pool. Are you alive?
I was to the point where my socks were drenched in ranch dressing
This is home. And home is where you find your family. And you try not to make out with your family.
Sent him a snap chat of him eating me out so he can relive the moment.
I met a gypsy today. She told me my soul animal was an owl and says she will now remember me as "Owl Girl".
Question: the touchscreen on my phone randomly quit working, do you think this could be a latent reaction from me peeing on my phone last weekend?
tell me about the eggs
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