elementary school lunch room party. everyone brings their own lunch and can trade stuff. all juice is booze.
she came to the game with a camelback filled with booze. except it was only the bag part so she duct taped to her back
Fuck him. I'll set him on fire for you. Then we'll see how good of a firefighter he is.
officially hit rock bottom.. been yelling through the vent in my room to my little brother trying to convince him to get me water for the past two hours. i fear feeling the full effect of my hangover if i stand.
You want anything?
Gatorade and you naked.
We can see it once so I can see the whole movie, then I'll go see it with him so I know when the boring parts are and I can have sex with him during those parts
Just blowing bubbles with my nipple rings in my shower.
You always make things weird.
I tore the muscle in my left calf at the gym and still spent all evening in heels. UNSTOPPABLE!
I lost my flask somewhere between dancing shirtless to The Spice Girls and walking around Wawa opening/eating things and putting them back.
In my drunk state I was like I ONLY HAD SEX WITH SOMEONE ELSE BECAUSE HE WAS THE HOTTEST GUY IVE EVER EVEN SEEN
Having weed delivered to your door is like having your own personal Santa Claus
I've had sex to the movie Tommy Boy too many times to be acceptable.
ORGASMS AND PIZZA
PIZZA AND ORGASMS
cake and sex. what better combination is there.
It was a good dick. I give credit where credit is due. A good dick deserves praise.
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