When we talk. Remind me of these topics, photoshop, my bday, threesomes, and cherekee indians. I swear these are real topics...
New topics to add when we talk, sweden, boxing, and the band journey
i know they say sex burns calories but i think i actually gained weight from just lying there for the whole 2 minutes
she did the YMCA with her lgs... i think she forgot she wasnt wearing any underwear
how many americans can say they have been laid before eating their first big mac?
You are just a treasure cave of fabulous alcoholic ideas.
A guy wearing a hard hat while floating the river. It's the most responsible drinking we saw all day.
you can't tell me you didn't shit your pants I saw them in the trash can by the bathroom.
Dude you ate toast sprawled out on my kitchen floor and said "this is comfy". No more day drinking.
after tonight, seriously nothing could taste better than toothpaste
Have you ever had chicken nuggets while high? Because it tastes like hearing the Beatles for the first time
Mike passed out early so we kept filling his mouth with redi-whip and letting the dog lick it out, but he started getting hives so we stopped.
I literally cut myself out of my pants. What is my life.
I think you're overestimating how drunk I was
You said your pillow felt like the ocean...
so hungover. idk whos house or comp im on
I am really drunk and also a zombie.
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