i'm in the sorta mood where i wanna be that crying, drunk girl who will hook up with anyone that tells her she's pretty
I hate bills.
Like ones you have to pay or people named William?
i just had sex bonerless
My piss changed color midstream. Think that means I have a 50/50 chance of passing the test?
it never fails, everytime he manages to fuck my earrings out of my ears.
like when he blacked out and we found him in the garden eating your tomatoes off the vine
..But I'm still alive. And thats the main thing
Min and u sung xhionubjs. Cause that's what u kiij like a xhionunk
Oh no I would never do that to her. But when you're single again let me know. Cheating penis is definitely better than single penis. But she has claws.
So I paid for the taxi using pennies and hair clips, no need to thank me.
Pretty sure that's a used tampon hanging from the tree outside my window.
Everyone heard you having sex but I just told them you were having a nightmare.
I didnt finish. My brain kept playing the duck tales theme thru the entire blow job
So really what you're asking for is an allowance to not have sex on our futon.
If you get that boat I will recruit some boat hoes for you and tape a video and sync it to I'm On A Boat. This is happening.
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