I painted my nails silver
And what are the implications of that?
Is there supposed to be a msg in that? Just thought ud like to know it looks like I fingerbanged an alien
Come find me please? Im in a ditch.
That doesn't help me much...
I'm right under the moon!
that awkward moment when your booty call gets snowed in at your place.
does it count as cheating if I'm bettering him for his girlfriend?
I expect to be treated like a lady. Even If your sticking it in my ass.
Midnight run for medical supplies ended several hours later with a lapdance to the Braveheart soundtrack.
sold 4 oz of weed today pantsless. man i love college.
Of dear god, I've been waiting to have rug burn like this since I got bored of my vibrator 2 months ago
His cuteness will no longer contol my vagina
well that's what you get for sleeping with a guy called 'the defiler'
He asked me for a pic so I sent him a pic of my boyfriends dick.
I should be trashily making out with an air force cadet in the beach volleyball court by now
What's the polite way to say "hey I don't actually want to fuck you, I just swiped right on you because you didn't like me in high school and I needed validation"
"Being an adult" and "being happy" are two circles that do not overlap in my Venn diagram of life.
she just kept straddling the railing to the stairs and shouting "come on Seabiscuit, lets win this for America."
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