I'm talking handstands, sex in broad daylight, waking me up in the middle of the night. CRAZY
handstands? WTF?
she was a gymnast
go to hell.
..now you can marry chaz and be in cher's family..
yeah n i dont have to pretend to be into chicks to do it now...
his prince albert piercing just severely cut the roof of my mouth. can you pick me up at the hospital if he drops me off?
even through the webcam i could tell he was aiming for my face/hair
whispering "taste the rainbow" well having sex isn't my biggest turn on.
Making jello shots drunk, i apologize ahead of time if they are too strong Can't taste anything.
This is the 4th time we've hooked up, and this morning we woke up, he got out of bed and left. Left me alone in his apartment with 3 of his friends. Without even a word. Why do i like this guy?
Turns out I sent a dick pic to my sister's ex. Grindr is the devil's eharmony.
Remember the bouncer that knocked out Dave and Sam? Apparently his day job is a florist. Uppercut and fresh cut in one package.
Ran into him again last night, stole his glowstick and walked away. The glowstick mountain in my room keeps growing.
He fucking took my shirt off and didn't even touch my boobs. What the actual fuck.
I AM BEING ACCOSTED BY A HUMMING BIRD
I AM IN MILD DISTRESS
I told the cops they couldn't arrest me until they found my shoe. Now I have the grant county cops looking for my heels by the rail road tracks.
The reason why I poison my organs is so that you guys can't sell them.
With a word you would own me. At your command I would walk to your house completely naked.
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