I just had teddy grams, ritz crackers, and twizzlers for dinner. Hello, end of the semester.
I learned nothing from that class except drinking and chemistry go together great.
His little brother walked in on us. Six times.
just spent about 3 1/2 hours looking for a dollar so I can buy weed.
suggestion: become a stripper.
it's all just a bunch of faces and i remember what the floor looked like.
I don't know if it's the amount i drank last night or the number of taylor swift statuses on facebook but i feel like puking everywhere
I think the best part was when you jumped over me naked.
This is how we made chicken soup last night: Whole chicken in a pot of vodka with a box of crackers and some carrots. We should go pro.
I'll report later on the progress of the mountain orgy
you guys have a strange definition of the word fun. I would have said dangerous, terrifying, or life-threatening. of course, bowling can now be described the same way.
It would be awesome if I knew whose teeth these were in my pocket
He told me to take off work and bring a bathing suit. If this doesn't involve six flags hurricane harbor or sex in a hotel pool I'm going to be disappointed.
So, got kind of drunk last night, made out with some guy, and somehow stole his credit card. Don't even know.
I just swallowed confetti and motor-boated some guys beard...#happy2015
You came in, yelled 'i am from the future' then puked all over the floor
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