smell like capt'n and strawberry champagne
I told him I'm not paying rent anymore because he's seen my boobs.
you tried to pee on a squirrel and everyone saw. you've got some serious untagging to do
just saw someone whip out a flask during lecture... I think I found a study partner
just wrote a 6 page paper on my blackberry. including 3 sources. college is teaching me good things so far.
I feel as though the word "tired" has become synonymous with "too high to manage the stairs" lately
Whatever. He's going to tie me up tonight whether he wants to or not.
Please put me in a whole with no windows and never let me out.
I think animal control just caught me smoking a bowl on the back porch. Do they have any say in this matter?? Haha
there's fuck elsewhere to go, I'll be there with 8 lbs of bronzer on my tits
You got into a heated argument about Frankenstein's intelligence while double fisting burritos from taco bell.
Another reason why I like dubstep now, it makes me feel even higher than I already am.
i'm about to be the still-drunkest person on the ellipticals
Things are very odd on my 29th hour of being awake. Thought there was a bird in my lecture hall and it was just a girl putting up her hair. What even
So I woke and tried to get up. Then I realised my foot was stuck in the pocket of the pool table.
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