I think scott just propositioned me for sex
Tell your broad to take a big shot of 'chill the fuck out' and put it on my tab.
Idk. We dropped acid and Kevin ran away again. We didn't find him for like 3 hours.
Man I wish I had been there
Yah we found him in the pool shed of some elderly couple. They were on the porch watching all of the shenanigans. ...To be young again.
so i woke up thsi morning with a phadora on my head, no shirt and a huge hangover? want to help me figure this out?
I saw a penis in my cereal this morning. do you think my cheerios are like professor trelawney's tea leaves?
one can only hope.
So the girl I hooked up with last night pretended to be from Comcast when my girlfriend stopped by this morning. She even made a fake appointment to check her internet. Best hookup ever.
So my game is weak??
If your game is "Lets have sex, and maybe pizza" then yes.
i was thoroughly upset that he did not want to be my number 16, who passes that number up?
the girl in my class has a rolling backpack and just told it to stay. im too hungover for this.
I could see myself reflected in his wedding band as i was going down on him.
Oh my god what did I do. My hands are scraped, there are pickles on the floor, my clothes are wet, and I don't remember how I get here. Thank you.
The last thing I remember is feeding country fried steak to my best friend in a bubble bath with my bare hands.
I feel that shower jager is exactly what this man needs after last night.
You're a disgrace to gay men everywhere.
I signed the divorce papers. Can I get a blowjob now?
Is it sad that I just pissed sitting down so I didn't have to stop eating doritos?
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