What I dont get about To Catch a Predator is who the fuck still uses chat rooms?
I'm pretty sure there is a country song about this exact situation
All I know is it had something to do with a plunger and tuna salad. I'm done. I'm quitting my job.
Convinced the bartender that I'm a congressman. Free Drinks. God bless America.
wow, so sex, not that great its like masturbating with a warm towelette, like the kind you get at a japanese restaurant
no one should ever give us hovercrafts
Is it bad to go up to the security desk and ask them for the name of the guy I signed in last night? I have absolutley no clue
Yes..we had amazing sex that I have a 50 percent chance of remembering.
I swear to Christ if it turns out to be an intervention, i will set you on fire.
Who breaks their ankle the day before a beach wedding? This guy. Maybe this is karma for fucking someone's wife? Idk.
You are lucky that I'm drunk. Otherwise I would bone you into another universe
Today is going to be a great day. He just brought me a donut on his dick... It's Sticky Dick Donut Day!!!
I am never drinking with the goths again.
Update: his apartment is apparently in the campus Christian community center. The fact that I fucked him on the couch in the lobby is officially my crowning life achievement.
I told him he had to put his dick inside of me at approx 1159 to ensure it was birthday sex. i was 19 when he entered me.. came out 20. winning.
Randomize
