Someone told me they could tell we were from cincinnati because we say "as fuck" after adjectives
Halloween 2010: the NuvaRing girls. You're Thursday. We'll walk into the party chanting "Monday, Tuesday, Wednesday, Thursday, Friday, Saturday, Sunday, Everydaaay".
i hope not, i just know that at one point I was sitting on the bathroom floor eating bugles and crying because i had no one to show that it looked like I had witch nails when i stuck them on the ends of all ofmy fingers.
should my penis look like a turkey
Woke up with pink eye in both my eyes. That's how the threesome went
I didn't even realize you were getting that drunk until bam!
is bam when I fell down the stairs or when I threw up standing at the bar?
I actually want to hang out with her with our clothes on. That's a big step up for me.
I was in the freezer we were knocking over shit. Speaking of which i asked my boss. I can hook up with girls in the freezer
Yeah just sayin. Whenever you want to come over and wank me off you can
I used that money i stole from the stripper last night to pay for my date tonight.
I think it's god's punishment for my behavior in Vegas . Lies were told. Angels were defiled. Pools were pissed in
Apparently, "please don't I have to be in court tomorrow" is not a valid excuse for a girl to abstain from giving a massive hickey.
I will have to bone him sometime between now and July so he will move all my shit again
i spent my Thursday drinking before noon and not wearing pants
He told me that he wants to fuck me only wearing a princess tiara...How could I possibly say no to that?
I cant believe you bit her ass cheek, she must have been really weirded out.
yeah so we made out to make it less awkward
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