it was a mass text i'm sorry
do you usually send 'hey sexy' as a mass text?
I'll listen to your side of the story when you stop being such a whore.
I wish everyone walked around campus with a video of what they did this weekend above their heads.
This soccer player girl is eating this banana WAY to slow. Too early for penis shaped foods.
You are the sheppard guiding my vagina away from horrible decisions.
I woke up to his little sister feeling me up. I guess it's time to meet the family.
For once I'd like to have a Taco Sunday without having some random drunk chick flee my house half naked and in tears.
I feel like I've been drunk all of June. And I am in NO WAY ashamed about it.
I don't understand how these people can do extreme gymnastics and I have problems walking up the stairs.
I seriously have her in my phone as "Legit 8"...even I'm surprised
The 4th is next week. If we don't get to a new level of high, we will be letting down George Washington.
I might go to an NA meeting just to fuck that boy in the bathroom.
It was a fun night! I woke up with a boyfriend, again....
DONT YOU DARE YELL AT ME. YOU'RE THE ONE WHO TRIED TO PAY FOR THE CAB WITH YOUR PANERA REWARDS CARD.
You ran up to my room. I was naked. You refused to leave without drugs. I love you.
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