ron's 8" boning knife is for sale. oh and it comes with a flavor injector.
High?
hahahahaha turkey breast
I don't know how this happened but I got an email thanking me for being a Waffle House regular. HOW DO THEY KNOW?? Maybe I need to stop going there shitfaced.
Do you remember giving me altiods and wishing me good luck on the walk home?
he locked me out then poked me with a fork when i tried to get in through the window
We finally have the house to ourselves and your out playing Lance Fucking Armstrong
I just took two shots of Burnerts out of a ladle. Get here now.
We found you facedown on his couch in a pile of cheerios, with only one shoe on. Dude you said you were staying in last night.
she's just been through a whole lot lately. When the crazy starts leaking out we give her vodka and lock her in the room with all the pillows.
so that's what that room is for...
I swear to god he's making pineapple onions and cheese. He thinks he's making eggs onions and cheese
I'm crying and shaving my Bronco playoff beard
Brb crying the tears of my youth
Hey, if a dude can't randomly belt out Whitney Houston tunes from time to time, is life really worth living??
It's not a walk of shame if you run
Does it still count as a threesome if one girl left halfway through cause we were having too much sex?
Fuck you for even being able to ask that question
My hairdresser won’t do keratin treatments because of the toxins, but will put ecstasy up her butt at festivals...
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