should I fuck that poor girl
no dude she won't be able to afford a fucking abortion
It was annoying to wait 4 hour for him to be inside for 5 seconds.
He gave a passionate hug to every tree on the way to my car.
I don't know what I should tell you tell you. I don't want to encourage you to dye my dog.
You better not fucking die before we have sex while you blow fire. I'm serious. Don't mess up my sexual bucket list.
That one dude should feel honored if he were to get herpes from you. Fuck that Guy. He is a herpe.
MY roomie made me a chinese name- it's supposed to mean 'the girl of a thousand sins.'
Watching videos from last night and u go "I should be the president, I can get whatever I want w my tits"
New rule: I am no longer allowed to speak
i'm covered in glitter and body paint WTF
We're showing the video later bring pizza
Is posting a pic on insta of my previously dyed blue pubes socially acceptable?
Def went to work still drunk... the only comment i got was good to see you drinking more water...
I am drunk at 8am listening to Cyndi Lauper and dressed up in a penguin suit
I don't think Buddha would recommend a sexscpade across Mexico
I guess you could say the date didn’t go so well since I was drunkenly Snapchatting with my ex by the end of it.
So many questions...the two most important are, where the fuck is my booze and how did you even get the couch through the door?
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