Just asked what her favorite part of a guys body is. She said ballsack. I'm in love.
FYI: Do not ever call any girl a thundercunt as a form of dirty talk.
You said I was the most beatiful preggers youve ever seen...im not pregnant
in the 'for' section of the check i put "when we got drunk and broke things". again im sorry.
Don't pass out before midnight like you did last year. See how much your year sucked
this is something i pride myself on being below average for
As a fat white girl from Texas I can honestly say that she gave fat white girls from Texas a bad name.
I'm currently looking on facebook to see how slutty the girls from my kindergarden class are now. I have a problem.
My phone just autocorrected 'vagina' to 'vaginihilation'...when exactly did I need to convey total annihilation by lady parts??
You know you're baked when you feel your throat closing up from an allergic reaction to the pecans in the cookie you're eating but you keep eating the damn cookie.
Fulfilled a bucket list goal last night. Borrowed a dollar from a stripper to buy smokes
God bless Atlanta.
If it makes you feel any better, I'm eating a block of cheese...
There were firefighters and a fire truck up the street. I asked what was wrong and their exact words were "Just a tiny explosion; it'll be all right"
can you take a pic of your glorious tits but not send it just yet? I need motivation to finish this bull shit presentation.
She’s 47 and wants me to fuck her on her mom’s hospital bed
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